Tuesday, September 4, 2012

Swarm of Statists and Looters arrives in Charlotte

The Statists and Looters are supposedly led by a charismatic figure who has a messianic complex.

As of right now, the North Carolina National Guard has not been ordered into action.

Stay tuned as more details become available.

Update: 2:36 p.m.

Degenerate Mayor Antonio Villaraigosa seen addressing crowd in Charlotte. Mayor stumbles, bumbles and gets important names wrong. Mayor may have been drinking.

Update: 3:03 p.m.

Statists release new video saying "We all belong to government"!